In-Depth Birth Chart Analysis +3 Questions (YES, DEGREE ANALYSIS TOO)
I Answer Your Questions. ZiggyAstroDust Analyzes Your Chart.
Not Your Average Astrology Reading, This is the raw, unfiltered cosmic intervention you didn’t know you needed.
Most astrology readings are feel-good boring typey-typey that tell you nothing useful. This one actually helps you. It exposes your strengths, weaknesses, and self-sabotaging patterns so you can break free from the cosmic hamster wheel.
A real birth chart analysis isn’t about vague platitudes, it’s about understanding why you attract certain people, make the same mistakes, and how to stop. Every degree, placement, and aspect in your chart reveals how you think, love, fight, and succeed. If your chart is a disaster, I’ll tell you. If you have untapped potential, I’ll show you how to use it.
No sugarcoating. No mystical BS. Just raw, brutally honest insight that actually changes how you see yourself.
Many astrology readings scratch the surface, giving you just enough to feel good but not enough to actually change anything.
That’s why I built ZiggyAstroDust, a powerful astrology system that breaks down every single degree, planet, house, and aspect in your birth chart.
💥 ZiggyAstroDust does the deep chart analysis.
💥 I answer your questions using AI-assisted voice-to-text (yes, I have dyslexia so STFU).
💥 This is my original proprietary astrology system, created with months of work and thousands of dollars.
It’s built on my own degree theory, a system of astrological insights you won’t find anywhere else. I respond to your questions using voice-to-text (thanks to my dyslexia) to make sure you get clear, raw, and unfiltered answers straight from my brain to your ears.
Sample Questions to Ask
Want to make this reading worth your time? Ask me something interesting. Here are five savage, no-holds-barred questions that will actually give you real answers. No, because most readings are boring as hell and about as insightful as a fortune cookie.
What’s my most f*cked-up astrological placement, and how do I weaponize it?
What hidden talents or cosmic BS am I completely ignoring?
What’s my ultimate relationship disaster pattern, and how do I break it?
If I had to bet money on ONE thing my chart guarantees about my life, what would it be?
Am I karmically doomed, or is there hope for my poor, suffering soul?
What You Get in This Reading
✔ A Brutally Honest Birth Chart Breakdown: If your chart is a mess, you’ll know. If you’re sitting on cosmic gold, I’ll tell you how to cash in. No fake positivity, just the truth.
✔ Degree-Specific Interpretations: Every planet. Every house. Every degree. No vague astrology fluff—just deep, brutal accuracy.
✔ ALL Aspects & Placements Analyzed: Conjunctions? Squares? Cosmic beef between planets? ZiggyAstroDust rips it apart and tells you exactly what’s going on within a 6° orb.
✔ Three Personalized Questions Answered by Me: This is where I step in. No pre-written text, no AI BS. I answer your questions by speaking them into voice-to-text because I have dyslexia and refuse to fight with a keyboard. You get raw, straight-from-my-brain astrology.
✔ A Report You’ll Keep Forever: This isn’t a cute 3-paragraph summary. Print it out, get it tattooed, use it as a life manual.
⚠️ Important Notes. Read Before Ordering!
🔹 This is NOT a predictive reading. It focuses on potentials, strengths, and deep self-awareness.
🔹 ZiggyAstroDust generates the chart breakdown, but I personally answer your questions.
🔹 Provide your birth data at checkout. Missing info = no reading.
🚨 Important Disclosure: 18+ Only
This reading isn’t for kids, delicate sensibilities, or people who can’t handle blunt truth. If you’re 18+, ready for ruthless accuracy, and not scared of finding out how the universe actually f@#$ed with your chart - drop your birth details at checkout. I’ll take care of the rest.
🔥 Let’s go.